Barcelona We Don See Dem Miss Chance for Japan, We Go Laugh!

Kobe, Japan – E no fit happen! On July 27, 2025, every football paddy wey dey follow Barcelona dem go vex as dem wan play friendly match against Vissel Kobe. Dis match no be just any ordinary game; e get serious vibes! But as dem dey try, na so dem dey miss chance like say dem dey play lawn tennis instead of football!

For this match, wey kick off around 6:00 AM local time (chikena! Wetin you dey do for field early morning?), Barcelona start with serious swagger. Dem dey flex with 69% possession, but wetin be the point if dem no fit score goals? Na wah o!

For first half, dem serve us plenty action. But as dem dey pursue goal, na so dem dey trip like dey no carry dem boots properly! Roony Bardghji try shot from the center of the box, but e miss am, wey make everybody wonder if na he dey play or na him mama dey train am!

Fast forward to the 65th minute, Ren Komatsu for Vissel Kobe try to show him skills, but Barcelona defense stand gidigba. I still no understand how person fit get chance for outside box, but still no fit land am for net (na di pressure or wetin?).

Marcus Rashford too give am best shot left, but as Shota Arai wey dey keep for Vissel Kobe make save, e prepare everybody say ‘No way, today no be your day!’ Even if dem try all sort, Barcelona players still dey lost for finishing na im make our hearts dey bleed!

Meanwhile, the match stats show say Barcelona attempt 33 shots, but only manage 6 on target, so wetin dem dey do na practice: “On top di field, we dey hear o, but we no sabi how to shoot”. Abeg make dem con learn well before competitive season start.

As we dey reason all dis matter, one thing clear: Barcelona need try strap dem boots well and gather demself if dem wan make sense by time di real match dey approach. People wey bet on dem go just dey shake head as dem no fit collect dem wins.

So dis friendly match fit just be wahala learn, but when the real season start, e go clear say sabi players need to step up dem game. No be so we go take enjoy plenty palm wine after goal dey fly inside net, abi wetin you think?

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